Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
How I feel about applying to nursing school
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
- Alex Elle (via blua)
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
- m.l. (via teeexox)